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Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking

Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking

Because there is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. Like knitting.
Directly inspired by Derek Zoolander’s era-defining, runway-shattering signature look, this colorway is our definitive take on Blue Steel. Hand-dyed to capture that exact high-fashion, high-pout intensity, it is sleek, moody, and undeniably striking. It is the perfect choice for projects that demand to be noticed on the runway (or the local craft night).
The Vibe
  • The Blue Steel Base: A crisp, cool light blue foundation that serves as the perfect canvas for your model-ready stitches.
  • The Shadow: Striations of various shades of structural grey that drift across the skein, adding high-fashion depth and architectural contrast.
  • The Energy: Unapologetically vain, incredibly sharp, and impossibly smooth.

 

The Vessel

  • Fingering Weight (85% Superwash Merino / 15% Nylon): A premium, high-twist sock blend that offers incredible stitch definition and long-lasting durability. The merino provides luxurious softness against the skin, while the nylon adds the structural integrity needed for garments that hold their shape flawlessly.
Why You Need It
  • Everyday Luxury: The sophisticated palette of light blue and mixed greys makes this an exceptionally versatile, highly wearable neutral with a hilarious pop-culture pedigree.
  • Flawless Definition: The tight twist of the fingering base ensures your texture, lace, or stockinette rows stay completely crisp—no amateur modeling here.
  • A Total Conversation Starter: The perfect project yarn for anyone who suspects there is a lot more to life than just looking good.

Base Info:

1 - Fingering 100g | 436 yds | 400 m
85% superwash merino wool
15% nylon
4-ply

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