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Colonel Mustard

Colonel Mustard

Regular price $25.00 USD
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"This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable."

The pompous, heavily decorated, and delightfully oblivious officer of the billiard room. Colonel Mustard is all military blunder, rigid posture, and a bumbling charm that masks a highly suspicious past. This colorway is a rugged, commanding canvas—a warm, grounded teddy brown heavily deployed with sharp, explosive flecks of vibrant honey mustard. It screams old-money country clubs, covert operations, and a chaotic, tactical energy that refuses to be ignored.

The Vibe
  • The Teddy Brown: A warm, dense, and comforting wool-brown base that dominates the skein, channeling his well-tailored tweed suit and the stuffy luxury of the mansion's smoking quarters.
  • The Honey Mustard Flecks: Sudden, sharp bursts of bright, golden-yellow speckles that scatter unpredictably across the yarn, like flashes of a brass candlestick.
  • The Energy: Dignified, rustic, and delightfully eccentric.

Choose Your Vessel

  • 85% Superwash Merino Wool/15% Nylon Fingering Weight Base
  • 100% Superwash Merino Wool DK Weight Base
Why You Need It
  • A Tactical Splatter: We engineered the honey mustard speckles to hit the teddy brown base with clean, crisp definition, so that it’s dotted with brilliant, rhythmic pops of gold without bleeding into a muddy camouflage.
  • Under Military Orders: The comforting, earthy depth of the brown paired with the vibrant speckles creates a heavily textured effect that’ll keep you hooked until the final clue is revealed.


Base Info:

 

#1 - Fingering 100g | 437yds | 400m
85% Superwash Merino/15% Nylon Fingering Weight
4-ply

#4 - Worsted 100g | 218yds | 200m
100% Superwash Merino Worsted Weight
4-ply

Yarn Size

Low stock: 1 left

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