Bone Garden

Colin Robinson

$25.00 USD

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"I don't live to drain, I drain to live."

The magnificently mundane, dangerously boring anchor of the What We Do in the Shadows collection. Colin Robinson is sort of anti-color, dedicated to everyone’s favorite energy vampire. At a glance, it perfectly captures the crushing, beige-walled exhaustion of a corporate cubicle and a presentation about zoning laws. But hidden within its deliberately dull exterior lies a sudden, chilling spark—the moment his pupils ignite, and you realize you've been listening to him talk for three hours.

The Vibe

The Corporate Office: A flat, inescapable background of dull beige that channels the soul-crushing comfort of a polyester cardigan.
The Filing Cabinet: Quiet, low-contrast pools of institutional grey that drift seamlessly through the beige like fluorescent lighting shadows.
The Feeding Glow: Sudden, haunting micro-pops of a pale, glowing baby blue that strike through the neutrals, mimicking the terrifying, luminescent flash of his eyes as he drains your life force.
The Energy: Monotonous, deceptively harmless, and dangerously exhausting.